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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Pangi(S)Kill on December 15, 2013, 05:31:28 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't dick-tickling tonight. ****-Cat licked a bottle o' sweg
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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Awsum on December 15, 2013, 05:31:00 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't dick-tickling tonight. ****-Cat licked a bottle
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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Pangi(S)Kill on December 15, 2013, 05:30:36 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't dick-tickling tonight. ****-Cat licked a
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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Awsum on December 15, 2013, 05:29:43 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't dick-tickling tonight. ****-Cat licked
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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Pangi(S)Kill on December 15, 2013, 05:29:13 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't dick-tickling tonight. ****-Cat
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General / SONGS
« Last post by Awsum on December 15, 2013, 05:25:54 am »
So on raptr there is this contest where you make a song to the tune of a classic Christmas song. So I want help making a song.

"Hold the milk and slabs of meat; he prefers classic holiday carols with a video-game twist!

Get in the holiday spirit and turn classic holiday carols into new video-game-themed tunes that will make even the grumpiest of grinches smile for a chance to win one of two Raptr gaming bundles that may include a Magic the Gathering card set, Logitech F710 Gamepad, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Gold Edition for PS3, Guardians of Middle-earth, AMD Never Settle codes, Defiance and DLC, R-Type, The Maw, Minecraft (360), and/or a Raptr plushie!

To enter, reply in the comments below with the title of the familiar holiday classic (ex. Deck the Halls/Jingle Bells) as well as the new original lyrics that you’ve come up with! So whether you write about League of Legends, Grand Theft Auto V, Minecraft, Borderlands, or Call of Duty: Ghosts, Raptr staffers will choose a winner based on subjective opinions and possibly our dino’s very own naughty and nice list."
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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Awsum on December 15, 2013, 01:25:17 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't dick-tickling tonight
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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Pangi(S)Kill on December 15, 2013, 01:24:43 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't dick-tickling
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General / Re: Rping Ideas
« Last post by Awsum on December 15, 2013, 01:22:51 am »
hmph.

You are a poor boy/girl named <Insert name> and you find a object that gives you magical powers when you have it in your possession. You know you were given these powers for a reason, so you go and try to find the reason you got the powers. You don't know where to start, so you put it to the side for now. You go into town and find your friend and/or crush being attacked by some thugs. You use your powers to save him/her and run/kill the thugs. You friend/crush decides to follow you around from then on. While you walk home with your friend, men come into town saying that the town <insert name here> is being attack by a enemy <Race/country/faction name here> and that they need to take volunteers for a militia to defend the town. You and your friend sign up to go defend. The men take all the volunteers, 90 of men and women, to a camp to get them outfitted and go through a traing post <tutorial inserted here>

This is all I have for now, pls no one continue it I will continue it tomorrow.
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General / Re: Our Never Ending Story
« Last post by Favaces13 on December 15, 2013, 01:09:12 am »
On the Island where Swaggers make love to turtles humping shady fabulously played **** on reverse banana and sucks on tentacle-dicks, people drank dick-juice with breast vaginas. There, homosexuals were inspecting powerplants of the breastly men with vaginas. Therefore, they aren't
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